What Me Worry?

1 September: 78.4 piggly wiggly asshole. we might need to stop the hamburglar from reaching my belly.

Einstein

23 August: 79.05 kilograms. I figured out the secret: if you don't ingest food, you won't be a blubbery mess of jiggly lard. Eureka!!!!!

Get it Hot

18 August: 80.0 kilograms. You might think that during summer it would be easier to not gain weight since it's so hot out and all the sweating would cause some sort of equilibrium. But I combat summer with ice cream, and that shit is not gonna keep me un-fat. Hence, eighty kilograms.
Time to start stop eating dinner again.

Confusionism is big around here

6 July: 78.3, and the two preceding readings: 77.8 and 77.3 kilograms of jiggly belly.

From the Gut

23 July: 77.9 kg of ice cream

a moment to consider

21 July: 77.1 kg. not bad

thanks a lot

12 July: 78.3 surprising kilograms. Hell, I had McDonald's and chocolate brownies the other day, and don't even try to tally up the all the ice cream I ate, or the beer and potato chips. 78.3 is not too bad considering...

Shocker in Gloomtown.

30 June: 77.0 (really) kilograms. Is it possible that I only sweated away all that weight while skating tonight?

oh sweet nothin'

June 28: 77.9 kg of dehydrated shitty person.

Time Trap

June 26: 78.5 kg of minor relief. A couple of speed bumps (like a bottle of wine) got in the way of going to the gym much this week, so a mere .2 kg is not so bad.

quiet victories

June 17th: 78.05 semi-dehydrated kilograms.

disappearer

14 June: 78.4 kg, sweaty, dripping progress or just dehydration that will be erased on Wednesday's return visit?

Cause for concern

7 June: ???kg. I didn't bring a change of clothes to the gym tonight, and it is illegal for me to remove my shirt lest someone see my offensive and criminal tattoos. So I couldn't weigh myself since my workout clothes were severely damp from sweating like a mah'fucker.

yeah?

2 June: 79.2 kilogramssssss.

double dip

29 May: a very rare bird, going to the gym on a Saturday, with the sun out and everything not bathed in flouresence, 80.25 kg.

31 May: a little more my taste, 79.3 kg.

hare and the tortoise

24 May: 80.0 kg of jiggly juicy belly.

not yet

21 May: 80.2 kg

Storm in my House

19 May: 80.4 kg. I was expecting a little bit worse, not to downplay the horrendous nature of this reading of the scale.

welcome back

18 May: ?? kg. I haven't been to the gym regularly in close to 3 weeks, and blew it off to unsuccessfully try to skate last night, but a glimpse of my belly while getting out of the shower last night (and after eating a bag of doughnuts) puts me under the impression that I am over 80 kg, to be sure. And that I need to lay off the pastries and lay onn the gym a bit more. Otherwise I won't be able to fit into the skinny "nut-huggers" that Ben likes so much.

over it

12 April: 79.4

After a Long While

29 March: after a baby-induced sabbatical from all things exercise and responsible eating, 79.6 kg. It feels worse.

Ave Maria!

8 March: 79.5 glorious, globulous, jiggly kilograms.

making time

22 February: 78.9 miraculous kilograms

19 February: 80.7 horrendous kilograms

and i ate oreos today. what the fuck? is there any rhyme or reason to this?

chocolate boy

10 February: 80.0 kg
and before that
8 February: 79.8 kg.

which means something is not going right. probably that something is my gullet.

Five Too Many

1 February: 79.5. And I can't lift my arms high enough to brush my teeth. Fuck the gym and push ups.

Waves of Second Guessing

29 January: 79.7 kg. maybe being sick helped me eek under eighty?

I think I blew it

25 January: 80.0 kg. The right way, the wrong speed.

umm, no!

21 January (t-minus one week until my birthday): fucking 80.7 kg. what. the. fuck. this is shit.

i get lonesome

20 January: 80.2 fucking kilograms. donuts, mixed nuts, random treats from random ladies on the street; these things don't lead me to a good place with my body and it's jiggly sides. WHAT THE FUCK, JESSE?

the wrong way

18 January: 79.6 kg, after a weekend of bad choices (like eating dinner) this was not un-expected.

countdown again

14 January (2 weeks until birthday cake): 79.5 kg. Trending in the right direction, but let's pick up the pace, metabolism.

Sumo man

drum roll please...8 January, 2010: 80.2 kg of hamburgers, french fries, cookies, bagels, and sundry other American treats. let's see how long it takes to get back to 2009's weight.