Never have I ever...

14 October: 76.7 kg? Really? Were you not there while I ate brownies, cookies, confections, and other sundry junk foods over the past 4 or 5 days? I believe there has been a mistake made. A happy one for this instance, but when I weigh-in again tomorrow and I'm up around 80, well that will surely be a shitty feeling. Thanks for nothing, asshole.